Flash Fiction: Assless

Flash Fiction: Assless; bread illustration

 

Assless

by Daniel Harris

 

I heard on WUSF, my local NPR station, that Whole Foods, whole paycheck to some, is a purveyor of specially prepared “gluten free buns,” which to my ear is an oxymoron as I was taught that glutes were your buns.

 

Daniel Harris is a 72-year-old professional musician, writer, artist, and engineer.  

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