2020 isn’t over yet, and I think we can all use a good chuckle whenever possible. I can usually count on satire news sitesÂ The Onion and ClickholeÂ to make me laugh. I compiled my favourite headlines here mainly so I can revisit them. I recommend reading the articles too. The Onion has some of the best comedy writers. I actually think you have to be a genius to be able to write jokes this immature.
1. I Put On A Fat Suit To Understand What It’s Like To Be Your MomÂ â€” Basically a series of Yo Mama jokes.
2. New Study Finds Staring Out From Balcony With Best Friends Strongest Indicator That This Your City, Your Time â€” This put me in the habit of saying, “My city, my time,” whenever I’m out on the town with friends.
4. Karl Lagerfeld Horrified By Uninspired, Garish Tunnel Of Light Coming Toward Him â€” They published this immediately after his death so this was extra insensitive.
5. I Canâ€™t Imagine My Wedding Day Without You Sitting There Uncomfortably At A Table Full Of People You Donâ€™t KnowÂ â€” I showed this one to a friend who just had a wedding and she didn’t find it funny. I laughed all the harder as I read the article out loud to her.
l’ll probably keep adding to this list as I find new ones. Let me know your favourite Onion headlines in the comments below.